Plane grounded?

[FallOutBoy2001]

Well, I'm stuck at Ft. Lauderdale, with the terrible weather we're having. We've just sat on the tarmac for 3 hours, only to be 31st in the cue and then have to return to the gate.

There are 150 people in a glorified metal tube, and now everyone has to pee and we're all tired and hungry. My friend and I are nearly passed out on the seats, there's a fucking dog barking somewhere, and it's pissing it down outside and there's lightning striking every couple of seconds.

Anyone have any suggestions for not attempting to kill myself out of boredom after returning to the gate (in or out of this metal tube with wings?)

[Bobba_Fett]

You could stab a roll of tp and magazines down your throat thereby suffocating yourself.

You could go to the head, hang a belt in the accordian door and hang yourself.

I got more but they get more gruesome.

[FallOutBoy2001]

You I like

[OlderAndWiser]

Queue, not cue. You can pass time by telling your friend what a jerk I was for correcting you on that misspelling.

[FallOutBoy2001]

If I wasn't planning on giving @Iron_Man the MHO because he was stuck at Miami, you'd have gotten it for that comment

[OlderAndWiser]

I wasn't expecting MHO!

[Iron_Man]

Lol I was not stuck in Miami I live here

[FallOutBoy2001]

@Iron_Man oh well then, Male MHOgoes to this guy

[Iron_Man]

Grrrrr lol

[OlderAndWiser]

@Iron_Man Better luck next time, dude! :)

[Iron_Man]

She owes me
lol

[Anonymous]

Distract yourself and play on the phone
These things happen

[Waffles731]

I've been in this situation a couple times, First at Tacoma airport, actually, come to think of it, it was two separate times at tacoma.
Washington weather,
Usually I just read a book

[FallOutBoy2001]

Washington weather can be pretty terrible

[Iron_Man]

Yes talk on gag lol I am in Miami

[FallOutBoy2001]

Fucking terrible weather we're having, amiright?

[Iron_Man]

Yeah its been bad. Right now its not raining here