Sorry. some guys don't seem to be able to figure out that the seat goes up and down.
There are some details to the 'aim' and if you ladies were to pee for accuracy, I doubt that any would do better!! :)
Guys, at least put the seat up!! Ladies, it is YOUR responsibility to be sure it is down!! No complaining about it being up!! You never put it up for guys, so why assume we should put it down for you? Just asking, with the 'Equality' thing in mind.
Calling us men lazy and arrogant?
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Where is equality? Where is justice?
#StopPeePeeShaming #DontJudgeMe
Guys being like "it's not that simple! We pee randomly! It's not always a nice, clean stream!"
Like... ok? But you know you can still wipe it up with toilet paper? Like who the hell pees all over the seat and then is all like "aww man aww shit... well I tried my best, nothing I can do about it."
Yes there is something you can do about it! Take some damn toilet paper and clean it up! Dumbasses.
A lot guys don't know how to aim because they're dads either never taught them, or 9/10x they grew up without a father figure. A woman can't really teach him how to do it you know. My dad had the same problem, never knew his father. One of my friends ex boyfriend, same thing.
Lol having lived and shared bathrooms with guys for a whole year TELL ME ABOUT IT, it's so nasty and gross I actually even wrote a note saying "remember you'll also use this toilet again" back then lol, didn't have much of an effect unfortunately.
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Go into any bachelor apartment or house and look at the position of the toilet seat. If he is a slob, it will be up. If he is a gentleman the toilet seat and lid will be down.
Go into any bachelorette apartment or home and you will find the seat down, lid up. If she was raised in a home practicing proper edicate both the seat and lid will be down.
Guys that piss on toilet seats are slobs, probably articulate dinnerware like a prisoner, and are mouth breathers.
Lifting the toilet seat is courtesy, of course. In men, urine doesn't always come out in a straight stresm, and not always in the direction you expect it to. Sometimes you actually get a split stream in two different directions. There's no way to accurately predict, before you pee where it's going to go. therefore it's not as simple as you think.
because people are fucking nasty. i wouldn´t ever it down on a public toilet unless diarrhea strikes and i´m likely to not make it home safely...
everywhere i no people are clean i sit down so there´s that. i don´t pee besides the toilet while sitting down.
Cause y'all ladies dont lift the seat up!
That'll teach y'all to leave the seat down!
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I hardly piss on the seat anymore because I hardly miss. As a matter of fact, I'm so nice that I don't even need to lift the seat up because my aim is on point, yo!
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That's one of the dirtiest ways of using a toilet. I would say it's poor bathroom hygiene.
What happens when you build a dam in front of a water fall? The water will splash here and there and no fall where it is supposed to :-D
So sometimes you have to remove that dam in order to aim better hahahaha :-P
This is the role of woman. To tame, shame and civilise us savages. Basically to turn us into eunuchs! Go about it!
Its like firing a gun. Some can shoot and some don't. But its more worse that they are too lazy to clean their shit.
the dude is too damn lazy too lift the seat. Further more, last dude to lower the seat couldn't be bothered to lift it back up.
Husband has the worst aim. He lifts the seat when will somehow managed to pee on the rim, back of the toilet and the floor.
u They are either to lazy to lift the seat up or they don't care. It also could be they are Germ freaks and don't want there hands touching the seat
Who the fuck doesn't lift the seat and wipe up if anything happens to miss? and if you can't do that at least sit down to pee.. ffs people!
Had the same problem with my roomates. When they do it they have to clean it. That's the rule.
I'm a offensive and I find this guy, I don't piss on toilet seats.
Whenever I do it, I get some toilet paper and wipe it. That shit's disgusting
That is, unless the toilet is public and already filthy, then why should I give a damn?
I sometimes baby sit two young boys. I can't demonstrate aiming but at least I've got them to raise the seat! But I've met adult males who apparently haven't learned this simple lesson.
Hey... Sometimes we miss. We ain't no Michael Jordan.
JESUS CHRIST EWWWW
I put my toilet seat up and every time I use a restroom that's not mine, I wipe it down with toilet paper
I've never pissed on the toilet seat, but I honestly don't even understand why that thing exist in the first place. I poop while siting, but I just sit on the toilet itself.
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