Is this a good pick up line? Are you happily married or just married?

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SteveSmith1985 · Accepted Answer

I feel slimy just reading that. I'm not one for pickup lines in general. But this one might work for a certain type of scumbag... trying to pick up married women. But I would have to think his odds of success are going to be very very low with this one. And if she's not married... you just look like a scumbag. I'm going to say no, this is not a good pickup line.

OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

Married women are off limits. Period. End of story.

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

I'd chuckle at it probably since I'm the type who tells people they can bring their wife or girlfriend to something, just don't bring them both at the same time.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Why not just ask if they happily cheat 🤷‍♀️ why you trying to pick up married people coach 🤔🧐LOL

AviatorTom · Answer

It's a clever pickup line but I doubt it would work in most cases.

HaveNoName · Answer

There is no such thing as a perfect happy marriage. It takes a lot of give and take and letting go and pretending that you are happy. However, I am million times happier and thankful to be married and have a loving caring family than living a life of open fornication leaving us no different from animals.

OfMiceandMen · Answer

If you can see they are married, then one should not use a pick-up line ever.

If you just happen to have a friendly conversation, that's all it should be.

If she has an agenda, then you should just politely bow out.

mobiusforniner · Answer

Id take it a step further, "are you married or happy?" Lol

EricSummer · Answer

This is not clever as it puts the focus on the cheating. It also reminds the woman that something may be missing in her marriage which is a negative thought even if the situation is otherwise in your favor.

Instead always focus on the fun and thrills you can offer her. The comparison with her husband must be done entirely on her own. Also, she needs to feel respectable throughout, so listen when she complains that she is being neglected at home, but do not bring this up yourself.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

The type of person who would actually pull a stunt like this is the worst kind of gutter trash imaginable.

DizzyDesii · Answer

If they are any kind of married, only thing I’m picking up is myself when I walk out

Clarkkk · Answer

Great line if you want to risk getting shot in the face by an angry husband - someone who has probably lived with that anger for a very long time because his wife is a cheater. So good luck with that.

electromagnetic · Answer

It’s not a quality pick up line. If anything it undermines people’s relationship whether good or bad.

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Terrible coach.  You desperate to be a home wrecker? I thought you are happily “married”

purplepoppy · Answer

Nearly as corny as, "you look like my 4th husband."  "how many husbands have you had?"  "3."

yucel_eden · Answer

Good tactic to attract attention, but very low from a guy who calls himself “coach”

MustangSue · Answer

I'm not sure I could come up with something more lame than that.

EclipsedMoonlight · Answer

I think its hilarious 😂 wouldn't get you anywhere but a laugh but then again that's how most pickup lines work!

FreyaRed · Answer

It's good connotation but it leaves a lot of space for a sarcastic reply.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

How about are you happily married or happily divorced?

LovingJo · Answer

I picked clever. But I think it's funny, rather than clever.

PointTaken · Answer

What if they said: "happily married. I have a husband and my boyfriend/girlfriend keeps me happy."

Still-alive · Answer

My back would hurt by so much cringiness if i heard that line uttered out loud lol.

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