How do you politely tell your new neighbor that when he starts his loud-a-- truck before the a-- crack of dawn that it is disrupting your sleep? (Page 3)

[JCrockett]

It depends on what he's doing. Is he revving an engine to get his testosterone chubbies, or is he just going to work?

[Mangospacho]

I was just gonna say to sneak in their garage and install a muffler on the truck. When they start the truck the next morning and report vandalism, they can’t because technically you fixed it.

[Mangospacho]

Wait. 30 minutes? In the middle of the night? How has nobody in that neighborhood slashed his tires? I would go over and talk to him. Send MrLoves2Learn over there. Tell him no sex until it’s resolved.

[loves2learn]

Yup 😕 Our whole family is discombobulated over it. 🤪

[Baredog69]

I don't think it matters how you tell them they're probably not going to care.

[PositiveNote]

Take a 12-gauge sawed-off shotgun, point it at his face, and ask,
"Do you think this may as loud as you f--- truck in the morning?"

[Staximus]

Good sounding alarm clock to wake up to. Maybe you should get up too

[Staximus]

Tell him to check and see if his truck has had the thermostat removed. It will warm up faster with the right thermostat in there. Some people take them out.

[PeterSmith1983]

Just knock on his door be polite and tell him, also tell him he should come over for a coffee some dat to make sure that he knows you want to be a nice friendly and not only whining neighbour

[Massageman]

If your town/city has a noise ordinance, report it to the police if he is in violation.

In our town, garbage can't get picked up before 6:00 am. But by 6:05 am, those trucks are really moving!

[MountAverage]

You just tell him that it bothers you and that he should be more considerate.

[ImRetarded]

I'm sure he'd be happy to replace his vehicle if you fund one for him.

[Anpu23]

He knows... And he's just being a dick...

[loves2learn]

I fuckin hate him 😒

[Anpu23]

Yes I get it. I drive electric, almost no noise!

[Redstang88]

Don’t know, I am that guy with the loud trucks and nobody’s ever complained

[noohair]

Is he going to work? How does he change his truck? What are you expecting?

[cookiecrusher]

...

[WowwGirl]

You don't

[loves2learn]

Do I have to fuckin move?

[WowwGirl]

Wish I had a better answer

[Still-alive]

Does he have work at that time in the morning?

[loves2learn]

I mean, presumably but I am fuckin exhausted.

[Still-alive]

Well im not sure thees any good way to tell him not to do that if he has to use it to go to work unfortunately

[Still-alive]

He’s probably warming up the engine is my guess

[TheBigGuy9]

But him exhaust valves for Christmas

[Guardian45]

Let the air out of all 4 of his tires!

[pink-jilly]

💀💀

[Guardian45]

🤣🤪😎👍

[jimmy2]

Lol i have one like that i guess i got used to it

[Slim57]

Lol right I have one too like Geeze...

[humanearth]

Get up earlier
get used to it
move away