As most guys prefer sex in the morning, I was thinking of doing morning routes at 5am to give hand jobs to numerous guys. What do you think?

[Bethany22]

I was mainly going to do it to get practice in and to get male friends. Would I be guys' hero, or they wouldn't care too much?

[razelove]

I think it would go both ways depending on the guy, also a third direction for some, abject disgust. Most guys will be too excited to notice that crusty hand flaking other guy's cum off on them when they're waking up happy in that warmth coming up from their crotch.

Whether it's an intersection in time, or the guy himself, some of them will have gotten laid recently and be aware of the smell or texture that their morning hand job is being lubed by another mans baby batter. I doubt you'd be attacked or anything. Nor would you feel any shame if you're going to give several guy's hand jobs before the sun comes up.

Hmm, I'd recommend somewhere around a military barracks. Those horny bastards will do anything for a piece of ass. I remember one girl giving 42 guys chlamadyia in like 2 weeks if I'm remembering right. That is your target rich environment to collect the seeds lol

[DizzyDesii]

[Sixgunsound]

When I was in submarine school there was a homeless girl trading favors for a place to sleep at night. She gave an entire barracks a gift that keeps on giving right before they sent the guys that arrived at the same time I did to live there.

[lightbulb27]

clearly an entreprenurial mind, probably beats dog walking...

I doubt this, we just have a burst of testosterone, doesn't mean we want to be woken up and as well... this is going to crush the productivity of Canada as guys end up sleeping in and missing work.

you could expand that to all hours of the day, mid day stress breaks for CEO's and stressed tech workers. That could improve productivity and bring peace to the land.

but you are competing with professionals, maybe stick with finding a mate, which shouldn't be that hard.

[Labokachulaa]

There's a side of me that wants to tell you, "bad idea. Don't do it." I've heard so many different things about women when they participate in certain activities. But, I also feel like if this is something you want to do, who am I to stop you from doing it by adding in my two cents.

I guess the big thing I would say to focus on is, what message are you trying to relay by this? But really think about it, not the action you're doing but the actual message. Lol

From there, I would ask you, if you didn't get the results that you wanted how would that make you feel?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I loved waking my boyfriend up with oral.

I only did it twice because he was always the one waking up earlier and preparing breakfasts for me.

But I don’t think that’s a good idea to have sex with anyone other than your loved one. That’s just me though. I don’t judge on other people’s decisions.

[Paul_in_Indy]

I’d like to sign up for a 6am slot, if you have anything still open.
Do I need to be showered and awake? Or can you let yourself in and join me in bed?

It would be polite for me to offer you coffee. Can we make it 7am?

Seriously, this would set me up for the day. It would really improve my attitude.

[SteveSmith1985]

I had a friend who woke me up with handjobs when i was in university. I still remember her fondly a decade later.

They'll be happy. You're new boyfriend (whenever he appears on the scene) may be less thrilled about it.

I'm... not sure if you're being sincere in this question, or blatantly joking. I don't know you. But I've seen you around a bit. I'm inclined to think you're kidding... but... I'm really not sure. After all I don't know you. Dammit. I'm genuinely curious. I'm really not sure how to take this question.

[Makeushiver]

I think you should. be canonized. Definitely hero and since I hate mornings and do my best to avoid them as much as I can. I'm not deluged with offers from the Cardinals, the ones in Rome rather than the ones in St. Louis so I'm not sure what the requirements are. I think you need to have three documented miracles attributed to you so, if you haven't proceeded as the patron saint of jerkoffs yet it might be worth using a mobile hone to photograph the first 3 guys. I'd really like to know your route so I can be available. I'm a pretty much a sinner & wash out as - oddly enough- mostly from the same act your sainthood rests

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao this sounds like some shit i thought of in high school 🤣 its much easier to just talk dirty to em and let them put in the work themselves haha. Mfs not bout to make my hand cramp up

[bananathunder]

gonna have Popeye forearms LOL

[Emiliamazing]

You're on a roll Dizz

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣🙌😂😂😂

[Emiliamazing]

I had no idea you ran a handjob side business? Make sure you screen your customers (their wives might have a viewpoint which might intensify the visit a bit).

[Vegasrunner]

@emiliamazing Hopefully there wives would appreciate her service and how she helps take some of the responsibility off the wives hands pun intended.

[Tamera952]

Love the idea, love the concept! — dunno about guys wanting that in the A. M. as that has not been my experience — but your idea of public outreaching, giving the men what they want in a creative way is awesome. I think HJ’s are generally underrated, but I enjoy them immensely.

[Paige90]

I didn't know that most guys like it in the morning. I thought they liked it at night. I know they love hand jobs so I know they will like your idea

[Slay256]

I never got one, so wait a hand job is like you masturbating me?

[SnowedIn]

I think you'd be the guys' hero... perhaps not so much their partner's/spouse's hero.

[ManOnFire]

Lmfao. Well, I'm actually horniest around mid noon to early evening, so that wouldn't work for me. But please for the love of God don't do handjobs lol. Gotta say it but women really suck at that (pardon the pun). I have yet to ever get a good handjob and don't prefer them.

[RavVid]

I think you have a good plan. I'm sure the guys will be appreciative and it will improve your skills. There have been a few iconic times when a girl has known more about my cock than I did at the time. Extremely impressive and they are forever heroes in my memory.

[Jamie05rhs]

Why would you intentionally make yourself into a ho?

Yes, you would make friends. But think about the reason why they consider you a "friend." You are the girl who does sexual favors for them. That is your role. ... Is that the person you want to be?

[Angelo75]

A lot of guys would love to enjoy your services.

But a girl that actually makes effort to understand and satisfy a guy is usually quite valuable as a person that knows about "giving".

I don't think you'd be able to stay single for very long. Sooner or later one or more of them will start competing to keep you as a girlfriend or even wife. That will make u monogamous.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I mean I enjoy them but I di t k ow that I would want you to come to my house first thing in the morning to give me a hand job… I prefer that time in bed. I mean if you were already in my bed then maybe… haha!

[Pacquet]

I'm envious how easy it is for women to get "practice".

Is it just me or do hand jobs feel sad? If it's a hand job you're "giving" out you're not going to do it better than the guy, if anything a blow job would make you a hero. Hand job seems like a waste of time unless you're getting paid. I can't imagine what practice is needed, I've never commented on a woman's ability to give a handy unless she's trying to rip my dick off. Sounds like you're joking.

[notwoke]

can we get married right now? If you put me on your route there will be a crisp $100 bill waiting for you every morning and you'll never have to worry about cutting your own grass. I hope I live near you. In fact, if you ever need a kidney i hope we're a match!

[Stoner710]

Why the hell are you trying to give hand jobs to random guys have sex with your husband in the morning and that’s it if you’re not married, get married, and need to myself (that’s not a proposal)

[JamesDiaz11]

I'm guessing this is a joke, but realistically if a girl tried to engage in this prostitution, or excess promiscuity she'd be putting herself at extreme risk of danger, and mental illness.

[Miristheiss]

I think that would make you a sex worker.

That would forever alter the course of your life and how you are viewed by men... probably forever.

It is a glimpse into your character that you'd be willing to do this.

[katiesmuff]

I say well whatever trips your trigger and have fun!

[humanearth]

See if you can get my wife aboard with that

Best hand job tip

Put it in your mouth