How can I make friends with men and talk like they do?

[Anonymous]

Most women are fake people. I am not fake. I don’t even own makeup. That’s how real I am.

so I want to be friends with guys.
my hey aren’t going to talk shit about everyone behind their backs. They actually have interests and jokes that reach beyond making fun of others behind their backs while kissing their ass to their face.

I don’t have interests like guys do. No sports or anything. What are some things I can get into? And don’t say anime or video games or working out LMFAO.

[Cynicaldreamer]

"Most women are fake people. I am not fake. I don’t even own makeup. That’s how real I am." First of all, that doesn't make you a "real" woman- and this is coming from a woman that doesn't wear makeup either, lol.

Secondly, guys can be just as two-faced and gossip like women- trust me, I know. They're not -as- bad as women, but it depends on the guy.

With that being said, the best way to make friends with guys is find people with the same mutual interests or hobbies as you do and use that as a starting point. Yes, I'm into anime, video games, and fitness... and that probably does help me, LOL. But I'm genuinely into those sorts of things so it works for me. However, men talk about any and everything. If you're working, talk to some of your male coworkers about work. Into reading- find a book club. Basically find what works for you and find other men into said things.

[Asker]

Thanks !! Good advice !!

[Holsen]

Now in the first place men are as jerky as women can be so I don’t think it would resolve the case but you can start by music like rap , r&b, maybe pop;actuallymen talk about random stuff and it doesn’t have an outline of what you need to know so I would say that you just push your way inn and leave it at time and do or talk without thinking much as it blocks your nature!!

[Asker]

Awesome advice thanks!!

[Holsen]

Glad I could help!!

[FutanariEnjoyer]

Men can be fairly fake people too. You should probably just change the kind of people you're around, rather than try to exclude an entire gender. Women generally have better dicks as well.

[Anonymous]

I'm out. You crossed out everything I like as an option lol

[Sku85885]

Lol… sorry

[riverrat3]

Just be friendly, and talk like them

[Sku85885]

Hey I’m a guy-like talker now !

[riverrat3]

Go girl