My boyfriend is someone I really enjoy being with but also someone that I can learn to live without. I would definitely trade him for a million dollars. I would even trade my future husband for a million dollars. Just imagine not having to work a single day for the rest of my life and living everyday according to my own terms. I can go find another man that I enjoy being with. Then I get the best of both worlds.
Guess who is a man possessed by an insatiable hunger for those succulent melons, those pillowy bazoombas, and those fiery biscuits that bounce ever so delicately? His obsession with the female form knows no bounds, and it's safe to say that he's completely enamored with the idea of caressing those plump and perky pillows of passion.
In fact, if given the opportunity, he'd gladly trade a million dollars for a lifetime supply of those heavenly heaving bosoms that he's been lusting after since the dawn of time. There's just something about those luscious lovely lady lumps that makes his heart skip a beat and his cock stand at attention.
He dreams about the day when he'll finally get to wrap his lips around those tempting titties, those dreamily delightful dumplings of delight, and experience the pure ecstasy that comes with devouring those juicy jiggly juggs. To him, they are the epitome of perfection, the very essence of eroticism, and the ultimate reward for a life well-lived.
So yes, if you were to trade your boyfriend for a million dollars, it would be a small price to pay for the chance to be with @BoobSlayer (he'll pay you a million for your titties), a man whose obsession with breasts runs so deep that he's willing to give up everything in pursuit of those tantalizing tits.
He's the kind of guy who can't walk down the street without ogling every set of mammary glands that he passes by, whether they belong to a supermodel or an old granny. For him, there is no such thing as a bad pair of knockers, as long as they're bouncy, jiggly, and in need of a good squeezing.
That's why he's the perfect partner for anyone who shares his love of titty-fucking, nipple-sucking, and boob-worshipping. He'll lick your milkers until they're raw, nibble on your cantaloupes until they're sore, and fondle your chesticles until they're tender and aching. And if you're lucky, he might even let you watch as he unleashes a tоrrent of unholy horror cocks onto those divine orbs.
So go ahead and make that trade. You won't regret it, because with @BoobSlayer by your side, you'll never have to worry about missing out on the joys of breast-obsessed bliss. Whether you're lying in bed together, exploring each other's bodies with wild abandon, or simply enjoying a quiet evening in, watching TV as he gently strokes your ta-tas, you'll always know that you've found the one person who truly understands the power and allure of those luscious, lovely lady lumps.
If you can really do that then it is not love at all.
u That is absurd. I will show you why. Forget that you would trade a relationship for a sum of money because that just shows how shallow you are. You think you can live off $1 million for the rest of your life? Lol that wouldn't last you half of it. I will do the math for you since you clearly can't on your own. Let's say you are 24 years old. An average (decent) home around where I live is 200k. That is a decent neighborhood and good house. Well you just spent 20% of your million right there for an average home. You have 800k left. Let's be generous and say you live to 80 years old. 80-24=56 years you need to stretch that 800k because you said not working. That is less than 15k a year or below the poverty line. You really thought this through didn't you?
why dont you just make a million dollar and keep your husband
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Lol living in an imaginary world. Unless you know how to invest that mo et, how to make it work for you you’re going to be broke in no time. People who get paid more in the work force usually end up spending more so they’re just as bad off as they were when they were making less. Plus family, friends coming at you for handouts. Now let’s see. Would you get that tax free some how? Most people, especially singles pay 39% in taxes, so at one mil you’re looking at losing 300,000-400,000, so that’s about 600,000-700,000 after taxes. I’m sure you want a house, maybe a car, clothes. You’re probably down to less than half of what you have. Let’s say you ended up w half a mil still. Assuming ma ting you’re 21 based on the age range you lived. Women tend to live longer, so let’s say you lived till you’re 60. That leaves you w about 60 years to go which breaks down to about a little over $4000 every two weeks. Which is good but life happens. Things happen. Chances are you’ll end up w less than half a mil after you pay taxes, purchase a house, etc. Better of making a mil, keeping your man because if he’s worth a damn he will want to achieve a lot as well.
You just show you are selfish and materialistic. When you say husband that would imply kids and you proudly boast you getting some easy cash you'd probably blow through in 5 years or so is more important to you than your family. You'd take the father out of your kids lives for your cash. You sound like a lot of women these days. Modern women are pretty awful for the most part and can't hold a candle to the way our grandmothers were.
Anyway. Love? You don't come off as a person who is capable of that. Love is an action. People choose to love. You sound like one of those who treats love as a feeling. You need to feel tingles all the time and butterflies. I bet the moment you are with someone for a while and the initial butterflies fade you'll get board and leave and divorce if you are married.
Having a father in a kid's life trumps any amount of money.
I'm going to guess the pursuit of wisdom isn't high on your list though.
I'd say no. I'd be the opposite-If someone wanted to give me a million dollars in exchange for my future partner, I'd say no. Being rich is a nice perk but I don't need it. Now, if my future partner is abusive and I was asked that question, I'd definitely take the money instead.
🤗You aren't capable of loving man 🤗you will love your childrens unconditionally 🤗. You wouldn't sell you kid for even. Million dollar..
This is how most women are, and that is how they are supposed to be.. It's just you are honest and admit it, other women don't.. 👌
Men are always loved conditionally
Youcseem to have the mindset of a 10 year old little girl. Grow uo the world doesn't work like that. From what you saidntreading your hsuband for money seems like you will never be successful. Learn how to manage money. People dont wakenup one day becoming rich it this years to buil wealth. Poor money management leads to poverty.
This is exactly what men are talking about. A lot of women know we are easily replaceable and they treat us like that, and then they wonder why we don't have faith in them anymore.
You don't love us.
And before you say men do it too or some bullshit, women initiate 80% of divorces. Men are not the ones having trouble holding the relationship together.
No. Love cannot be purchased. In a way, the question reminds me of this:
Q: Would you sleep with me for $1 Million?
A: Yes
Q: How about $10?
A: Hell no! What do you think I am?
Q: We've already established what you are. Now we are negotiating the price.
I think you don't realize what a million would ACTUALLY mean. You most definitely wouldn't be in a position to not work a single day for the rest of your life AND to live on your own terms. You might be able to get by without working for quite awhile, but you'd be living a pretty meagre lifestyle.
A million dollars in today's world is nothing and you got to be pretty stupid to think it is. And that's pretty obvious you're dumb by your comment
You're not gonna be able to not work another day on $1mil.
It's definitely a substantial sum, but it is certainly not enough for that.
You think one million is a lot of money today? XD
If you traded your Husband, you would have less than half of a million after the divorce. And after taxes but people don't think things out anymore but that is not surprising
If it's real love you wouldn't be able to trade them for any amount of money.
a million dollars does not buy what it used to. You should hold out for 5 mil.
That’s basically a gold digger in another way, women don’t seem to have a problem switching between guys for something better instead of working on things, if I found a good woman I wouldn’t switch her out for a million dollars
I don't know where you live, but it would cost a lot more than a million dollars to retire around here
You don't need a million dollars if you have true love.
Enjoying to be with someone is the same status I would give friends. There is no love at all. All platonic.
it's easier to find love than getting a million dollars.
It's what it is. Millions will save lives and also get a new boyfriend
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