Let's have a little fun with this question, shall we?
~Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays GaG!

A loving girlfriend. Preferably tall (6'1" and up), voluptuous, big-breasted, over the age of 23, and with kindness and a heart of diamond. Nice, loyal, faithful, classy, ladylike, accepting, nonjudgmental, open-minded, a strong sense of humor, a strong work ethic, patient, respectful, artistic, politically moderate, strictly heterosexual, and monogamous. I don't ask for much, but love would be something I'd ask for this Christmas. `Love, or acceptance, or companionship, or something like that.
And yeah, I read the prompt. "Something that's difficult, unlikely to happen in the near future, or something you deem impossible to attain." So... A woman. I've given up trying outside of dark magic.
You know it's bad when finding a relationship is considered unrealistic-
Oddly enough, that would probably be what I would say as well, haha.
I sure hope you find someone one day. I know we've only spoken on here, but you seem like a well rounded, decent guy. There IS someone out there that is right for you! The problem is finding said person.
Lol I've said this on other questions, but for me it is an actual home/apartment instead of this damn hotel room. VA managed to fuck me over. My credit was recovering after bankruptcy and I had everything lined up. I had a VA debt that I was paying on as agreed and they still turned my account over to the Department of Treasury, which will likely lead to garnishments of the same amount I was paying already. They basically just took an unnecessary action to damage my credit. I fucking hate the VA. Homeownership or even the ability to rent will be unavailable to me for a while.
Damn that sucks. Unrealistic or not, I hope things get better for you.
I want to see season 6 of my favourite movie series but filming got cancelled because of CoVid so they only have 5 seasons and I also want a new best friend and a message from a new boyfriend.
For everyone in my house to shut the fuck up for a day but that ain't never gonna happen 😆
See, that's when I'd run away from home and take a vacation from my family 🤣
Oh you poor woman. Yeap, time to take a break from the whole family! Just run away and tell your husband you'll be back in a day or two... don't try to look for you, you'll come back when you're rested!
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A million dollars lol.
I'm noticing a trend here: a lot of y'all need that money huh? 💰 😂
Lmao definitely
You don’t need wealth you’ve got government assistance
@Tomtom9494 Tom go find Jerry and leave me alone ok? Thanks!
Let go of the rope and climb the ladder ok
$20 million in my account right now
Covid gone.
$900 trillion.
The total net wealth of the entire world comes to a staggering $431 trillion (£310tn), according to a new report from Boston Consulting Group (BCG). It added up financial wealth, such as investments, and real assets, including property, and subtracted liabilities such as debt.
I would make myself invisible behind shell corporations, then buy controlling interest in most corporations and completely take over the banking system, governments, NGOs, global organizations, and many corporations in order to eliminate usury, theft, corruption, poverty, induced illness, and rape of the environment.
My goal would be to empower common people to live happy, fulfilling lives. No longer would they be serfs and slaves. No longer would they and the environment be taken advantage of by greedy sociopaths. Governments, corporations and institutions would serve the people, not the other way around.
Merry Christmas to you too.
My wish is the Mrs becomes a gamer like me and a sneaker head 😁. The girls in my squad always tells her that it is fun and that i am good at what i do. Very unrealistic.
Merry Christmas Jax! 🎄
Okay so let me see if I can help you out here-
Ease her into a game, preferably something with "cute," cartoony graphics, or animals. Let her watch you play, or let her create her own character!
I know in mmos, most guys get their partners into gaming by letting them design their own character, or rolling a hunter- as they like having a cute pet, lol
Oh dear! I have tried with so many games but she does not want to play a damn thing 🥺. But! I think i have a chance here, she will try to play (The Witcher) ... 🤞🤞. Thanks for the tip. GG
So funny you mentioned Witcher- I just grabbed Witcher 3 off Steam! I cannot wait to try it!
You got this buddy- I promise you, there has to be at least ONE game she would enjoy! The problem is finding said game.
Worse case, maybe she can just watch you play? I know it's not the same but... meh. I sure hope I can find myself a gamer guy one day! Good luck
You mean besides getting laid and having the best passionate lovemaking session ever well then I guess it would have to be if you read this go down and buy two loaves of bread and some peanut butter and jelly make a bunch of sandwiches and go feed the Homeless
A new computer... well, a lottery win would do that, let's put a house and car on that list too.
A life and a soul could be handy, I hear they promote general wellbeing.
Years to pass, a relationship, to be married, even just to be dead would be acceptable.
For a cute girlfriend too spend time with, cuddle, watch movies, have sex, laugh, and other things 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
But that will never happen 🥺🥺🥺
Oh yes it will. Maybe not today, but it's possible
Yeah, just haven't had any luck and want to share my holidays with someone else besides myself ×
For my chronic Illnesses to go away so that I can be capable of working and not be stuck on a disability payment from the government for the rest of my life 🙃
Pandemic being over tbh. Getting sick of this lockdown. I just want to go back and never worry about infecting other people again.
I want Elias Goldstein to be with me. But the book-game ended last year. And that's that.
A text from my ex. All I want for Christmas is to just kiss her, cuddle her and tell her that I love her again.
I miss her all the time. But maybe I'll get my dream. I mean, she did unblock me a few months ago, so maybe its in the cards
A girlfriend.
Same
To live in USA. Even with its political unrest in the last few years it will still be better than living in my country. Also, USA is large, it has territories where the lowest winter temperature is like 10 degrees Celsius and these places will be paradise for me cuz I hate cold.
A good night's sleep. With a 2yr old and a 6 month old I haven't had a proper night sleep for a couple of years
I would like to meet some of my favorite Youtube people.
I'm unsure. World peace or half of Elon Musk's wealth?
Why not both lol as it's 2ishing for unrealistic expectation🤣
My business loan approved.. I hope I get it!!🤞🤞🤞
Things to go back to normal. To be honest I don’t even know what normal is anymore. Is this normal? I don’t even know
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