What's something unrealistic you want for Christmas?

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By "unrealistic" I mean something that's difficult, unlikely to happen in the near future, or something you deem impossible to attain.
Let's have a little fun with this question, shall we?

~Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays GaG!

Whats something unrealistic you want for Christmas?

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

A loving girlfriend. Preferably tall (6'1" and up), voluptuous, big-breasted, over the age of 23, and with kindness and a heart of diamond. Nice, loyal, faithful, classy, ladylike, accepting, nonjudgmental, open-minded, a strong sense of humor, a strong work ethic, patient, respectful, artistic, politically moderate, strictly heterosexual, and monogamous. I don't ask for much, but love would be something I'd ask for this Christmas. `Love, or acceptance, or companionship, or something like that.

And yeah, I read the prompt. "Something that's difficult, unlikely to happen in the near future, or something you deem impossible to attain." So... A woman. I've given up trying outside of dark magic.

libsaretards · Accepted Answer

Lol I've said this on other questions, but for me it is an actual home/apartment instead of this damn hotel room. VA managed to fuck me over. My credit was recovering after bankruptcy and I had everything lined up. I had a VA debt that I was paying on as agreed and they still turned my account over to the Department of Treasury, which will likely lead to garnishments of the same amount I was paying already. They basically just took an unnecessary action to damage my credit. I fucking hate the VA. Homeownership or even the ability to rent will be unavailable to me for a while.

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

I want to see season 6 of my favourite movie series but filming got cancelled because of CoVid so they only have 5 seasons and I also want a new best friend and a message from a new boyfriend.

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

For everyone in my house to shut the fuck up for a day but that ain't never gonna happen 😆

Massageman · Answer

Miss Grinch by my tree? I'll bring two more ornaments - - - - - -

Chikky · Answer

$20 million in my account right now

Lliam · Answer

$900 trillion.
The total net wealth of the entire world comes to a staggering $431 trillion (£310tn), according to a new report from Boston Consulting Group (BCG). It added up financial wealth, such as investments, and real assets, including property, and subtracted liabilities such as debt.
I would make myself invisible behind shell corporations, then buy controlling interest in most corporations and completely take over the banking system, governments, NGOs, global organizations, and many corporations in order to eliminate usury, theft, corruption, poverty, induced illness, and rape of the environment.
My goal would be to empower common people to live happy, fulfilling lives. No longer would they be serfs and slaves. No longer would they and the environment be taken advantage of by greedy sociopaths. Governments, corporations and institutions would serve the people, not the other way around.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Merry Christmas to you too.
My wish is the Mrs becomes a gamer like me and a sneaker head 😁. The girls in my squad always tells her that it is fun and that i am good at what i do. Very unrealistic.

ohshee · Answer

You mean besides getting laid and having the best passionate lovemaking session ever well then I guess it would have to be if you read this go down and buy two loaves of bread and some peanut butter and jelly make a bunch of sandwiches and go feed the Homeless

Shark_61695 · Answer

A new computer... well, a lottery win would do that, let's put a house and car on that list too.

A life and a soul could be handy, I hear they promote general wellbeing.

Years to pass, a relationship, to be married, even just to be dead would be acceptable.

poneglyphs · Answer

For a cute girlfriend too spend time with, cuddle, watch movies, have sex, laugh, and other things 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 But that will never happen 🥺🥺🥺

petitedollbabee · Answer

For my chronic Illnesses to go away so that I can be capable of working and not be stuck on a disability payment from the government for the rest of my life 🙃

spuitkaas · Answer

Pandemic being over tbh. Getting sick of this lockdown. I just want to go back and never worry about infecting other people again.

ShaTTeredMasterpeace · Answer

A million dollars lol.

anon1903 · Answer

I want Elias Goldstein to be with me. But the book-game ended last year. And that's that.

killjoy32 · Answer

A text from my ex. All I want for Christmas is to just kiss her, cuddle her and tell her that I love her again.

I miss her all the time. But maybe I'll get my dream. I mean, she did unblock me a few months ago, so maybe its in the cards

Anonymous · Answer

A girlfriend.

late_riser · Answer

Things to go back to normal. To be honest I don’t even know what normal is anymore. Is this normal? I don’t even know

Valso · Answer

To live in USA. Even with its political unrest in the last few years it will still be better than living in my country. Also, USA is large, it has territories where the lowest winter temperature is like 10 degrees Celsius and these places will be paradise for me cuz I hate cold.

Drumlin2001 · Answer

A good night's sleep. With a 2yr old and a 6 month old I haven't had a proper night sleep for a couple of years

Cathy7734 · Answer

I would like to meet some of my favorite Youtube people.

FreyaRed · Answer

I'm unsure. World peace or half of Elon Musk's wealth?

TwinkleLily5 · Answer

My business loan approved.. I hope I get it!!🤞🤞🤞

Avicenna · Answer

More (biological) kids

BoobMan · Answer

I'd say a one-month all expenses paid trip to a fabulous beach resort in someplace like Hawaii.

pleasestopthis · Answer

I'd like to visit New York City during Christmas time

Luopio27 · Answer

End to the united ignorance of all mankind: - homelesness - hunger - war

TsAubreyKate · Answer

40lbs of ass in a box

Bdsmaster · Answer

You. Just kidding luv, I would say a house near the countryside.

JohnK123 · Answer

A girlfriend tho It might happen given circumstances rn but I want one haha

Retiever · Answer

For a my kids to be happy and move forward in life without so many obstacles.

legalboxers · Answer

a house for myself. someone normal in my life. and most importantly... a smile.

TallAnon · Answer

A house, the love of my life, porn of all girls I've ever fancied

Anonymous · Answer

10 billion dollars 😄 and for the avengers to be real.

MossyMan · Answer

To not be myself, I guess.

DWornock · Answer

One of the APink girls.

donnny2367764 · Answer

I would love a pair of my sister in laws panties but that's probably never gonna happen... that's quite unrealistic in my case. Sorry if I sound like a perv

captain_voidwalker · Answer

People finding thier spines and telling thier respective governments to shove this covid lockdown shit up thier asses

the_kisses_of_sun · Answer

A boyfriend. I honestly think it is the hardest thing to have.

eagle1951 · Answer

either a billion dollars or a hot 20 year old who likes older men LMAO

exitseven · Answer

I am just hoping for good health for my family and a stable life.

lovedejj_xo · Answer

Someone to go in and delete my student loans.

_no_one_ · Answer

Hadron collider  i just wanna smash some quarks innit

MLGbreezy · Answer

Some hoes or a girlfriend but knowing my like that's like asking to see Jesus walk on water tmm

Staximus · Answer

6 pack of Tijuana hookers? A round trip ticket to Hawaii? A European castle? A 1947 Cadillac?

Cherry234 · Answer

To get snow in my area.

scooogy · Answer

A job according to my qualification

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Meh, I'll take a ton of money.

Dinklex3 · Answer

My mom and dad to come visit, lol

InYourHead · Answer

No one worrying about COVID

FelicityChi · Answer

I want to be truly happy

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

To have the 3 ghosts of Christmas visit me. Then tell the first two to fuck themselves!

MelonSoda · Answer

Money and a plane ticket.

Birdlegs · Answer

An Xbox series X

Aiming · Answer

1.000.000€ in cash, in chesterfield newest design bag.

llorando · Answer

Covid gone.

FinalFantasyBro · Answer

I would love to have a driver license.

Hairylegs222 · Answer

Ginormous mansion. McLaren car. Time machine 😀

Anonymous · Answer

My crush inviting me to Christmas party

Bismarck_96 · Answer

Win the lottery to buy a house with it

loveslongnails · Answer

Winning a $200 million dollar lottery

Nikodemus · Answer

An uncappwd 50mbps fibre internet connection.

St37xy11 · Answer

A place to live

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

To be with you ☃️

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